Step 1: Locate Cabinet
Step 2: Get plate.
Step 3: Locate bread.
Step 4: Get two pieces of bread and put on plate.
Step 5: Locate JIF crunchy peanut butter.
Step 6: Locate Welch's Strawberry Jam.
Step 7: Locate butter knife.
Step 8: Open peanut butter and spread generously over one slice bread.
Step 9: Lick knife clean. DO NOT FORGET THIS STEP.
Step 10: Open jam and spread generously over other slice bread.
Step 11: Add small blob of jelly to center of peanut-buttered slice of bread.
Step 12: Kick camera for going out on you in middle of tutorial.
Step 13: Add small blob of peanut butter to center of jellied slice of bread.
Step 14: Place two slices of bread, jelly and peanut butter sides in, together.
Step 15: Eat.
P.S. This tutorial is also available here.