My stats are not my personality. (shieldkitten) wrote in notrecoterie,
My stats are not my personality.
shieldkitten
notrecoterie

9.30pm

I am posting for doubtful_salmon...

So you've read Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, but that book just takes up far too much surface area to read and read alone. What else can you do with it?


1. Balance and posture enhancer.
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2. Bathmat.
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3. Billboard.
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4. Bomb shelter.
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4. Booster seat.
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5. Dam.
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6. Defense mechanism.
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7. Dinner date.
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8. Doghouse.
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9. Door block.
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10. Doorstop.
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11. Float.
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11. Fly swatter.


12. Food.
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13. Iron.
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14. Kite.
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15. Mousepad.
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16. Murder weapon.
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17. Paperweight.
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18. Plate.
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19. Prop in play.
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20. Raft.
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21. Religious freak repellent.
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22. Religious monument.
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23. Stepladder.
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24. Surf board.
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25. Table leg support system.
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26. Weight lifting.
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27. Welcome mat.



.....and if none of that works, at least you could have a good

28. Bonfire.
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Credits to brazenbells for doing all the doctored images. I owe you one, Nish. One, two, three, 2349823498234, I owe you that.
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